I Woke Up with an Incredible Hangover

It was not exactly like the movie although there was a big out of control bachelor party and there were apparently some very expensive Las Vegas escorts. I woke up in the same bed with two really good looking girls, but myself and both of them were fully dressed. I offered to take them out for coffee and breakfast and they agreed to go. It was then that I figured out that most of the men who woke up in bed with them were going to pay for it. I apologized for not having the money to afford two goddesses and that seemed like it might work for a few minutes. At any rate we all went to the casino to kill some time while I continued drinking coffee. I quickly realized that the redheaded girl was a superb poker player, almost good enough to earn a living if she could win like she did then. I was just coasting, trying to avoid losing money. However I started to hit good cards and I ended up walking off with a couple thousand dollars more than I walked in with.

The two of them offered me a deal, but it was a bit of a shock to me that what they offered was a discount on their services. Of course I was really shocked when they told me what they usually charged. I asked them if they needed a financial adviser, but they said that they had a guy. In fact both of them seemed to be intent on retiring at the age of thirty. I was really impressed by their knowledge of investments. Both of them seemed to really interested in bitcoin and of course I know quite a bit about that. Somehow I ended up with a real date with the dark haired girl for tonight.